overheard

Me: "And Jesus sat on the Mt. of Olives to teach."

Grae: "Olives? Did he squish them?"

Me: "What? No."

Grae: "Were they super strong olives?"

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Grae: "Mommy?".

Me: "Yes Grae."

Grae: "How does Ironman wipe his nose when he's in his suit?".

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Grae: "When you throw garbage on the ground, it's called glittering."

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Me: "Girls, Obama won the Peace Prize!"

Lauren: "Why are you surprised, he does command the wind and waves and heals oceans you know."

Me: "Oh yeah, I forgot he was The One."

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